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THERE REMAINS A possibility — a tiny one, really too small to measure — that the legend is true. But none of the vast crowds of children, or their parents, have ever come forward, and the name of the company — Sinnesloeschen, apparently a clumsy portmanteau of two German words meaning “Senses” and “Erase” — is a dead end. “What H.P. Lovecraft’s Necronomicon is for books, Polybius is for videogames,” writes Portland historian Joe Streckert. “The legendary creation is a character in and of itself, and any hapless humans curious enough to open its pages (or press its start button) will soon find their minds warped by the secrets contained therein.” The legend of Polybius doesn’t appear in any written records until about 17 years after it supposedly happened, in a 1998 forum post on the coinop.org Website. The anonymous poster claimed to have discovered the games’ operating software, and recapped the zombie-players-and-men-in-black story. After that, the story bounced around here and there on the Internet for a few years before getting picked up (and thoroughly debunked) by the online mythbusting site Snopes.com. And after that, suddenly Polybius was all over the Internet. Several different people, with varying degrees of non-credibility, stepped forward to claim involvement in the darksome game. Several other people built fake versions of the game and tried to pass them off as the real thing. And one joker even built a fake Website for Sinnesloeschen, the shadowy German company that supposedly made it. But Polybius probably hit its pop-culture peak when a Polybius cabinet appeared on an episode of The Simpsons — the episode titled “Please Homer Don’t Hammer ‘Em,” from September 2006. It had the words “PROPERTY OF U.S. GOVERNMENT” stenciled on its front. Ultimately, Polybius is a fun sort of legend — the kind of thing that’s almost, but not completely, certain to be untrue. But, like the tall tales of waterfront smuggler-shanghaier Bunco Kelley and the equally unlikely legends of lost gold mines and buried pirate loot, its contribution to Oregon’s history is not much diminished by the fact that it’s most likely fiction.
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