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![]() One fellow passenger had skipped on some bills and was running from the law; another couple was delayed trying (unsuccessfully) to force their teen-age daughter to come on the trip. Still others just didn’t want to undertake the walk of shame up the gangplank of the Santiago in broad daylight. After all — what would the neighbors think? Once on board, the Free Lovers immediately got busy creating great merriment for the professional crew of sailors aboard the schooner — who, upon their return, became the love cult’s rather merciless biographers with the help of the reporter from the San Francisco Times. ![]() This charming children’s book won the Oregon Reads award for the 2009 Sesquicentennial. It spins the story of the Luelling family’s travels to Oregon in a wagon loaded with trees as an old-style tall tale. Of course, it ends with arrival at the Willamette Valley — long before Luelling’s free-love quest began.The journey appears to have been dogged by several major recurring issues. The first was a question of leadership. Luelling was the group’s leader, but another fellow — referred to in the newspaper as “Dr. T,” a onetime circus performer who was now a preacher and spiritualist (hence the “Dr.” title) — thought he himself ought to be the alpha, and lost no time in initiating a remarkably unharmonial and unbrotherly feud with Luelling over who got to be top banana. The second issue, and the one that generated the most drama aboard ship among these ostensible vegetarians, was a quest for meat. The power of belief is a force that can move mountains, but many of those mountains are imaginary, and when that power fetches up against a more grounded force, things can get interesting. In this case, the cult members' firm belief in the goodness and healthfulness of their “harmonial diet” was now slowly being ground down by the animal cravings of their starving bodies, which they were trying to force to subsist on coarse-ground whole-wheat flour and little else. Consequently, there was, according to the article, “much secret eating of salt pork, and drinking of coffee and tea which were also forbidden.” And when that sort of dietary cheating was discovered, there were accusations and recriminations, salted liberally with that particular viciousness that springs from secret envy. The ship made landfall in Zihuatanejo a few weeks later, and the passengers hurried ashore to bathe in a stream. This they did in fine Noble Savage style, stripping and plunging in buck naked, the ladies moving about 50 yards upstream from the gents. Unfortunately, this Edenic party was interrupted at its upstream end by a group of local men, who immediately rose to the occasion, rushing to disrobe and join the skinny-dipping damsels frolicking in the water. A cry of alarm from one of the ladies brought one of the Harmonial Brotherhood men rushing up, and he drove the local interlopers off — and that might have brought an end to it had not “Dr. T” then belatedly arrived on the scene. Apparently forgetting that he was supposed to be rejecting such bourgeois hang-ups, Dr. T took offense at the rescuer’s having seen his wife naked, and threatened to “break every bone in his body” in defense of her honor. (Presumably it was OK for Dr. T. to see the other naked ladies, though. Alpha-male privilege, perhaps.) It wasn’t a great start. And it would not get better. We’ll talk about the rest of the Santiago’s ill-fated journey — the scramble for meat, the scuffle over several dozen eggs that ripened into civil strife and nearly into bloodshed, the awful demonstration of the ineffectiveness of cold-water hydropathy as a cure for tropical fever, and the shamefaced return of the cult members to San Francisco — in next week’s column.
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