Heroes and rascals, shipwrecks and lost gold: Strange but true stories and secrets of Oregon's wild past | Offbeat Oregon History The Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh (now known as Osho -- yes, THAT Osho) as he appeared when he lived in Wasco County with his followers. That's also him in the white Rolls-Royce surrounded by followers, in a scene from Rajneeshpuram. (Four-part story starts with Column No. 73, May 9, 2010 While doing some cleaning-up around the Odd Fellows Hall in Scio, a local girl found a tiny coffin with this partial skeleton inside. Whose? We'll probably never know ... (Story No. 204, Oct. 14, 2012) The ever-elusive D.B. Cooper peeks into the page from behind his signature shades. The story of his skyjacking exploit starts with episode 237, from June 2, 2013. Meet Kitty Kat, the wealthiest feline in the state of Oregon and landlord to the City of Tangent. Kitty Kat, until he died at a ripe old age in 1995, owned City Hall. (Story No. 163, Jan. 8, 2012) This crazy-looking speedboat was the invention of Portland wizard Victor Strode. The city commissioned a harbor patrol boat based on his design, but it didn't work out. (Story No. 201, Sept. 23, 2012) The Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh (now known as Osho -- yes, THAT Osho) as he appeared when he lived in Wasco County with his followers. That's also him in the white Rolls-Royce surrounded by followers, in a scene from Rajneeshpuram. (Four-part story starts with Column No. 73, May 9, 2010 This is the roof of the Franz Bread Rest Hut at Pixieland, the Oregon Coast's ill-starred answer to Disneyland, which opened in 1969 and went out of biz in 1974. The Rest Hut consisted of a giant fiberglass loaf of bread sticking out of the top of this giant fiberglass hollow log, the whole thing towering over a log-flume roller coaster ride. It's probably the most campily awesome example of the proud display of crass commercialism that was Pixieland. (Column No. 52 - Dec. 6, 2009)
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Fort Rock’s legendary Reub Long could spin a wild “tall tale”

Oregon was once known as a place full of “great liars” — tellers of tales so tall they'd cause every pair of pants in the room to spontaneously burst into flame. Central Oregon storyteller Reub Long could hold his own with the best of them.

Reub and Eleanor Long stand in front of Fort Rock, the extinct
volcano that they deeded to the state of Oregon for a park. Fort
Rock has been the site of some of Oregon’s most important
anthropological discoveries, including the oldest footwear ever
found anywhere — a pair of 11,000-year-old sagebrush sandals.
(Image: Caxton Printers)

There was a time, and it was not too long ago, that the state of Oregon had something of a reputation as a place for great liars.

Now, by “great liars,” I mean tellers of the GOOD kind of lies, not the kind of lies various politicians are throwing around right now. I’m talking about the “Paul Bunyan, Casey Jones and Pecos Bill” kind of liars.

One such “great liar” of honored memory is a lively Eastern Oregon fellow named Reub Long.

You may recognize Reub’s name if you’ve ever lived on the “dry side” of the Cascades. He’s also the homesteader who deeded Fort Rock to the state of Oregon as a park. Fort Rock, of course, is where they found the world’s oldest shoes — a pair of sage-bark sandals from 11,000 years ago.

And, oh yes, Reub could tell a story.

“I don’t lie to people, exactly, but it’s fun to baffle them,” he wrote in his book, by way of explanation.

Bighorns that bounce

An Eastern Oregon mountain sheep, realizing Reub is watching
after jumping off a mountain ledge, stops in mid-air and zips
back up -- according to Reub's story, anyway. (Art: Leland John)

In one case, Reub baffled a group of businessmen from the Bend Chamber of Commerce when they came to his ranch and were looking over his collection of antiquities — Native American artifacts, fossils, stone utensils, animal bones. The businessmen were especially interested in a skull from Reub’s collection; it was from a mountain sheep.

One of the businessmen commented on how thick the bone was between the sheep’s horns. “I suppose that is to enable them to fight, the way I’ve heard they did, without injuring themselves,” he said, according to Reub’s recollection.

Reub saw his opportunity. “Yes, that is part of the reason,” he said smoothly. “But those thick skulls are on the females too, and they don’t fight. The sheep grazed on mountainsides, too steep and rough for other animals. Often a mountain ledge will follow along for hundreds of feet, then pinch out … When they got into such a deal, they couldn’t back up without stepping off the ledge. These thick skulls saved them. They’d calmly hurl themselves off the ledge, head down, and they could land on the rocks below without harm.”

Clearly not quite buying it, one of the businessmen asked if Reub had actually witnessed this.

Sure he had, Reub said — sort of.

“I didn’t get to see him land,” he explained, “because when he was halfway down, he saw me and turned right around and went back up.”

The grouchy greenhorn

On an expedition like the one Jack Horton was leading, an
important part of the experience was the coffee. Reub writes that
"cowboy coffee" isn't considered ready to drink until it's caustic
enough to dissolve a horseshoe. (Drawing: Leland John)

Like most good yarn-spinners, Reub appreciated good high-quality lies as well. He passed on one particularly entertaining one from Jack Horton of the United States Forest service.

It seems Jack was in charge of a guided Forest Service tour, and a physician from Philadelphia was in the group. The physician, a total greenhorn who’d never been out of an urban setting, was a problem almost immediately. He demanded a horse that bounced less, then a saddle that wasn’t so hard; he complained bitterly about the dust, wanting to be moved up to the front of the line; and he griped about the cold lunch that was served at noon.

That night, Jack found a nice grassy spot for the riders to unroll their sleeping bags. The doctor tried first one spot, then another; one was too rocky, another too steep, a third too close to a guy he didn’t like. Finally he disappeared with the sleeping bag he’d been issued.

The next morning, he appeared by the fire, bleary-eyed, as Jack was cooking pancakes.

“Good morning, doctor,” Jack said. “How did you sleep?”

“Hardly at all,” the physician grumbled. “I guess it was that sleeping bag. I almost smothered to death and my feet froze.”

Whitewashing a rat

What’s the best way to put whitewash on a rat? The stranger from town
in the fancy red car decided not to stick around long enough to find out.
(Drawing: Leland John)

Reub’s most famous story is one which he presents in his book as a true story, and you can make of that claim what you will.

It seems he bought a ranch that had been a successful, going concern, but had been vacant for a while. During that time, the rats had moved in, and the place was utterly infested with them. Reub could not seem to get rid of them.

“I tried poisoning, shooting, trapping — all the things I knew about,” he wrote. “The rats outsmarted me on every turn.”

Then one day while he was griping about his dilemma to a neighbor, the neighbor suggested what you might call a folk remedy — that is, if you were feeling charitable; if you weren’t, you might call the neighbor’s suggestion something else.

He said if Reub would just catch a full-grown rat, whitewash him and turn him loose again, the other rats would think he was a ghost and would all leave.

“That didn’t seem to be the sort of thing a person could believe with all his heart,” Reub added dryly, “but the remedy was cheap and I was desperate.”

So Reub caught one of the rats, a nice big one, and alerted the neighbor. They brought the rat out to the road for the whitewashing, and soon a large group was assembled there: Reub and his two hired hands, the neighbor and his hired hands, and “a couple other amateur rat specialists.”

“At that point, several technical points arose,” Reub wrote. “Such questions came up as whether the whitewash should go on with the grain of the hair, thereby getting a smooth, slick job, or whether against the grain, thereby being more thorough, but leaving him rough and unattractive. Should we let the whitewash dry before turning him loose? Should we mix white of egg, flour paste, or anything in the whitewash to make it sticky?”

While they were all there clustered around the rat and struggling with these scientific questions, a big, fancy red car pulled up to the group. The driver stopped and stuck his head out the window, trying to get a glimpse of what the fuss was about.

“What in hell is going on here?” he asked.

“I said carelessly, ‘Oh, we’re just whitewashing a rat,’” Reub wrote. “He said incredulously, ‘You’re what?’ I said, as though it was an everyday occurrence and I was a little impatient with him, ‘Just whitewashing a rat.’”

The stranger said nothing more, and when Reub looked up again he was racing off into the distance … most likely, just as fast as his fancy red car would go.

(Sources: Long, R.A. et al. The Oregon Desert. Caldwell, Idaho: Caxton, 1964; Nash, Tom. The Well-Traveled Casket: A Collection of Oregon Folklore. Salt Lake City: Univ. of Utah Press, 1992)

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